Archive for March, 2008

The status message project

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

I’ve decided that Facebook makes a great stage for little acts of performance art (I’m sure twitter does, too). I’ve starting writing funny but nonsensical status messages. Here are the first three:

Ari is screening lesbian porn with which to indoctrinate Nicole while doing lines of blow off a stripper named ‘Chastity’ and sending good American jobs overseas.
February 28, 2008, 4:50pm

Ari is reverse engineering Pakistani launch codes while watching Macy’s fitting room footage.
February 29, 2008, 2:51 PM

Ari is getting jiggy with your mom while conspiring to bribe a member of congress.
March 2, 2008, 11:21am

UPDATE: nevermind, I’ll just use Twitter.

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